Silence of the Wiffleball
Sly Rivers
10.02.11

The NWLA has recently setup a YouTube account. The videos have been limited but the latest to come out was a "horror" trailer called "Silence of the Wiffleball."

The trailer shows the new up and coming movie star Dawson. People have called him a young Steven Segal.

Its hard to garner exactly how skillful Dawson's martial arts are, but in a couple of clips he does demonstate some hard to perform moves that would put Bruce Lee fans in awe.

There has been wiffleball movies in the past. But they have been either straight up documentaries or light comedies. However Pure Plastic Productions has put out a rather unique twist on wiffleball with the genre of slasher horror in mind.

Even though it was only a minute and half trailer, the sheer simplicity of Dawson constantly tormenting and mutilating a wiffleball brought a pillow over my eyes in terror. Look into Dawson's black cold eyes and tell me you would stll leave your wiffleballs alone on the grass in your backyard.

He has no empathy. He is has no emotions. He is simply terrifying. He is a wiffleball's nightmare.

I haven't been this mesmerized by a knife since the season finale of the cooking reality show Hell's Kitchen last year. This actor has some mean knife skills and is just relentless.

Silence of the Wiffleball will be rated R due to the graphic brutalization of the wiffleball. This movie is not intended by children or the weak at heart.

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