Even though it was only a minute and half trailer, the sheer simplicity of Dawson constantly tormenting and mutilating a wiffleball brought a pillow over my eyes in terror. Look into Dawson's black cold eyes and tell me you would stll leave your wiffleballs alone on the grass in your backyard.
He has no empathy. He is has no emotions. He is simply terrifying. He is a wiffleball's nightmare.
I haven't been this mesmerized by a knife since the season finale of the cooking reality show Hell's Kitchen last year. This actor has some mean knife skills and is just relentless.
Silence of the Wiffleball will be rated R due to the graphic brutalization of the wiffleball. This movie is not intended by children or the weak at heart. |